Great Musing From A Good Friend

I have this friend, I know shocking!, that everytime he opens his mouth Im afraid for the world. He always says such inappropriate things, but at the same time they make you think. Most of the time Im thinking about what the hell he's been smoking, and how can I get some. LOL Like last night I get a text from him, and what does it say? 'Who would win in a fight, Mrs Butterworth or Aunt Jemima?'

Seriously! He always makes me laugh. I was going through all of my texts from him and found this one, 'I want to shank mother nature.' To be followed up by 'The awkward moment in the van when you realize there is no candy' I even have one from him that says 'People say live within your means but if I did that I would be fighting homeless people for their boxes.'

Yes these are the things he sends me. And lets not even get started on what the hell he says. He once told me 'She told me last night that I was getting it tonight!!!!!!' Yeah like he was going to get it from me. LOL.

But my all time favorite from him are 'I have a hypothesis that a rhinocerous is just an obese unicorn, thus proving their existence!,' and 'Does lighting a fat kid on fire count as burning calories?'

He makes me smile!

~Luci